State of the Union

Bush begins with honoring Coretta Scott King. Good move.

Bush says "hishtry" when he means history.

"The state of the union is good." oh good. Whew.

Lots and lots of clapping.

"We seek to end tyranny in this world."

9-11 referenced in first 5 minutes.

John McCain has a sourpuss face.

122 democracies in the world.

Half of all people live in democratic nations.

Syria, Iran etc - the non-democratic naitons. Better than axis of evil.

Islam is a noble faith.

Bush does not like Bin Laden.

Bush positions Iraq as the epicenter of terror. or did he help make it the epicenter of terror?

Supreme court judges don't clap.

We will never surrender to evil.

Charlie Rangle, who the heck is he talking to?

We liberated Europe.

We are on the offensive against terror. Afghanistan. Iraq with a clear plan. Clear plan?

The guy with the funny moustance looks French.

Impressive progressive statement about Iraq's advance from tyrrany to elections. That was a good one.

"We are winning" Lots of clapping.

"We have benefitted from criticism"

"Second guessing is not a strategy."

John Kerry is sleeping.

Republicans stand more quickly than Democrats.

Bush's eyes go one way and his mouth goes the other.

Laura Bush shakes dead soldier's family's hands. Lots of clapping.

Wife of soldier is very sad.

How do they know when to all stop clapping at the same time?

Bush sips clear beverage - possibly water or Vodka.

Palestinian people have voted, now here is how to run your "country".

Some people are not gifted clappers. Woodblock hands.

"Liberty is the right and hope of all humanity."

"Iran is held hostage..." Good one.

"Nookcewlehr"

Bush speaks to Iranians. Do they speak English? Bush wants a free and democratic Iran.

Did he just say we are wanting to spread disease?

Why show Rumsfeld when talking about AIDS?

Bush just celebrated the policies Bono would like.

OK, Bono wouldn't like this next part.

Women wear color and men don't.

1 Democrat likes the Patriot Act.

Bush wears a purple tie. I guess that is a good blue and red mix.

Hillary smiles big, but she's not happy.

Bush did a brief lower lip bite a la Slick Willie.

OK, enough of the war crap. Get on with it.

Ooops, missed that part, had to pee.

I think that one guy is using checking his e-mail on Blackberry.

I don't think taxes are going to go up.

"Make the tax cuts permanent."

"We reduced the growth of non-security spending." Huh? What about the massive increases in that other stuff?

3 people clapped on earmark reform.

Hillary is not amused by Bush's humor about her husband.

Democrats clap at their won non action.

Volley. The problem is not going away.

We need to put aside partisan politics. geez, what the, cripes

Lady in pink - must I keep clapping?

Frist likes Medical Liability Reform.

"America is addicted to oil."

Advanced Energy Initiative - clean coal, water & wind, clean & safe nuclear energy for the home.

Better batteries for hybrid cars. Ethanol from corn woodchips and switchgrass within 6 years. ethanol from woodchips?

Reduce oil important 75% by 2025.

No more petroleum based economy.

Did those two guys just do paper, scissors, rock?

American Competitive Initiative.

The Cheyne kid nearly bought it.

R & D tax credit gets a boost.

No new initiative left behind.

Good highway jobs? Oh, high wage, got it.

We are a more hopeful nation.

Drug use down. Fewer abortions in America than in a decade.

"A revolution of conscience." Good one.

Oops brief black out.

Abramoff gets a little something.

Katrina gets a nod.

Alito smirk was classic.

More vodka.

"Hopeful Society."

Human cloning ban, human/animal hybrids - hybrids? Cripes. George, please, Narnia was only a movie.

Helping America's Youth Initiative. Laura Bush heads that one up.

$85,000,000,000 to the gulf already.

Bush addresses poverty pre-Katrina.

Juhn Kerry is still using Botox.

Obama taking notes.

Bush's last facial expression before his last sip of Vodka = "Yeah, that's what I'm talking about."