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Monday, December 12, 2005

Christmas Bible Blowout

Interesting question at Christian Parenting.
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You've read The Mens Bible and loved it. You took home theThe Spirit-Filled Bible and couldn't get enough of it. You've even read the The Max Lucado Bible. But you want more.

Well, thanks to Bibles-Your-Way and Zondervan, a new line of Bibles arrives this Christmas for people like you. No more settling for a Bible that almost fits you or the one you love. Those days are over. With Bibles-Your-Way there is sure to be a Bible for everyone on your Christmas list. Here is just a sample.

The Beer and Brat Bible - Perfect for the depressed Packers fan on your Christmas list.

The Smoker's Bible - From cheap cigarettes to classy Cubans and all varieties of pipes, this Bible covers it all. ***Chew tobacco not included***

Short People's Bible (with expanded David & Goliath commentary) - Made especially for people who have a problem with being too short, this one will boost their self-esteem.

Wicca Lover's Bible - Come on, who's your favorite witch? Now she can have a Bible too.

Warring Nation Bible - Perfect for the times. Special sections written by Genghis Khan, Adolph Hitler, and Napolean.

8 Mile Bible - White rapper's bible complete with correct Biblical usgae for all profanity and hate speech. Complete with "Am I a dog that you come at me with sticks?" and much much more.

Fat Man's Bible - Fold out section on Eglon and other Bible big guys.

Adulterers and Fornicators Bible - Now, all of your favorite Bible adulterers and fornicators listed in chronological order at your fingertips for easy access.

Smack Down Bible - Yes, Bret Hart, Kash Money, and Booker T, there is a Bible for you.

Victoria's Secret Bible - Fully illustrated.

4 comments:

Beaner said...

I think I might've wet my pants - nope that was you! Too funny!

Mark Elrod said...

Very funny. Claim the intellectual property rights ASAP.

David U said...

Ahhh Chris......we can always count on you for a smile in the morning! Great stuff, bro. Maybe you should be on Letterman!

DU

Mark Elrod said...

Very funny. Claim the intellectual property rights ASAP.