Friday, July 13, 2007

Biblical interpretation for our times

"No greater love hath mortal man than to go to Michael's with his wife."

-My wife interpreting scripture.

YES! She gets it. She has replaced "for a friend to die" with "go to Michael's with his wife."

Michael's = death. It's the perfect interpretation.

Whoa, that really speaks to me. I am getting credit for those Michael's trips. YES!


john alan turner said...

Be careful not to go to Michael's to be seen by others. If you do, you will have no reward from your Father in heaven. So when you go to Michael's, do not announce it with trumpets, as the hypocrites do in the Home Depot and on the streets, to be honored by men. I tell you the truth, they have received their reward in full. But when you go to Michael's, do not let your blog readers know what the blog writer is doing, so that your giving may be in secret. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you. And your friends, who do not see what is done in secret, will not mock you.

Beaner said...

LOL!!! Thanks guys! That's really funny. I would buy a book full of these kinds of Biblical interpretations!

MDAMAN said...

If Michael's equals Hell, then what does Joann Fabrics equal? Is there a place lower than hell?

Fajita said...

Do not add to nor take away from this blog.

The man who makes the trip to Jo-Ann Fabric is worth double payment.

Keith Brenton said...

There was once a Michael's I enjoyed visiting with my wife. It was in Wichita Falls, Texas. The wife managed the classic Michael's half of the franchise. The husband managed a pretty fine model railroading hobby store in the other half. (But I am an addict to model railroading; you know that.)

Sadly, it went out of business more than a decade ago ... shortly after the big new Hobby Lobby moved into town.

I probably don't get any eternal credit for those Michael's visits at all.